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posted on Jul 31 from beyondyouandme © flawlester with 253 notes

#she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it


posted on Jul 31 from khattametha © oxnam with 418,530 notes

plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED


posted on Jul 31 from pizza © thelifeof-moa with 310,457 notes

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Kumail Nanjiani

stories-yet-to-be-written:

Incredible Photos Of Muslims Celebrating Eid Al-Fitr Around The World

1. Indonesian muslims women walk on ‘sea of sands’ as they prepare for Eid Al-Fitr prayer at Parangkusumo beach on July 28, 2014 in Yogyakarta, Indonesia. Photo Credits: Ulet Ifansasti/Getty Images

2. Indonesian muslims perform Eid Al-Fitr prayer on ‘sea of sands’ at Parangkusumo beach on July 28, 2014 in Yogyakarta, Indonesia. Photo Credits: Ulet Ifansasti/Getty Images

3. A relative guides a girl in prayer at the grave of their loved one in a cemetery in Gaza city, northern Gaza Strip, Monday, July 28, 2014. Monday marked the beginning of the three-day Eid al-Fitr holiday, which caps the Muslim fasting month of Ramadan. Photo Credits: AP Photo/Lefteris Pitarakis

4. Banda Aceh, Aceh province, Indonesia. Photo Credits: Reuters/Junaidi Hanafiah

5Public park in Manila, Philippines.. Photo Credits: Erik De Castro / Reuters

6. Sanaa, Yemen. Photo Credits: AP Photo/Hani Mohammed

7. Herat, Afghanistan. Photo Credits: Aref Karimi/AFP / Getty Images

8. Parang Kusumo Beach, Yogyakarta, Indonesia. Photo Credits:  AP Photo/Slamet Riyadi

9. Sunda Kelapa port, Jakarta, Indonesia. Photo Credits: Romeo Gacad/AFP / Getty Images

10. Bilin, West Bank, Palestinian Territories. Photo Credits: Abbas Momani/AFP / Getty Images

Sources: 1, 2


posted on Jul 31 from khattametha © stories-yet-to-be-written with 413 notes
villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING


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baggier:

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL


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haveitjoeway:

I don’t use snapchat a lot but when I do


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methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me


posted on Jul 31 from fake-mermaid with 390,245 notes
cranberrymochafortheholidays:

how to comfort people

cranberrymochafortheholidays:

how to comfort people


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buckyxbarnes:

Clint Barton disguised as Jeremy Renner in Comic-Con: A Summary


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akwhard:

does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?


posted on Jul 31 from zzestrokes © akwhard with 126,069 notes